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This is where I aggregate all of my activity across the web.
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Some wisdom my mother shared with me while watching NBC's The Biggest Loser
Me: Dude, what is up with all these fat guys having hot girlfriends/wives? Mom: You have to be nice to girls, not like you. Me: Whatever. I'm just going to gain 400 pounds.
“Team Edward v. Team Jacob” edition
True story. 5 Hour Energy fail. I’ve resorted to...
True story. 5 Hour Energy fail. I’ve resorted to coffee.
Bernie thinks they changed their formula and the new “Extra…
I work the graveyard shift on Monday nights. I try to hibernate for a few hours during the afternoon so that I stay awake during my shift. It works pretty well, with the only downside being that my sleep pattern…
Your Guide To Holiday Romance: Good stuff from John Carney.
The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
Me: TOMORROW'S DECEMBER FIRST! Bernie: So? Me: So? So it's open season on finding your holiday hookup. Bernie: What's a holiday hookup? Me: It's that magical time of year when single boys and girls get together and pretend to be…
Tonight’s drinkng companion: Magic Hat #9. And oh yeah: TO...
Tonight’s drinkng companion: Magic Hat #9. And oh yeah: TO HELL WITH GEORGIA TECH!
I’m pretty good with the ladies,...
I’m pretty good with the ladies, y’all.
Transcript:
1:40 PM me: sup2:03 PM her: Yo yo2:04 PM me: i don’t…
The Juke Box, Small Talk & My New Mission: Lie My Face Off
If a bar has a juke box, I posted up on it. Even at bars where the juke box doesn’t work like the Clermont. Well, the juke box at the Clermont works but patrons can’t use it. “Dancers Only” To…
“Going Rogue is not without merit. It certainly delivers what its intended audience wants. Readers who already like Palin will love it, much as America’s pedophiles will find the latest Jonas Brothers DVD to their liking.” - Ed, Going Rogue
-Nine empty bottles of wine-One shiner above my right eye.-Dislocated thumb.-Favorite jeans covered in mud.-About 10 tweets in the span of an hour involving 1)Getting drunk or 2)quotes from NBC’s Thursday night line up.
I come home and one of my roommates is decked out in his perahan tunban, complete with authentic shemagh. Basically, he's dressed like a native Afghan. We go for a beer run and hit the checkout with three 40s and…
Lunch: Pulled pork, yams, okra, brunswick stew & cornbread....
Lunch: Pulled pork, yams, okra, brunswick stew & cornbread. Another perfect day in the city.
I’ve been reading a ton lately. No internet or tv have equated to no distractions. Plus the guys I live with are into books way more than I am. I have to share my love with music which doesn’t seem…
“Reading is a luxury of the poor, the sick, prisoners, retirees, students. As students become young executives with overcrowded schedules, and their salaries rise, reading (if it is not required) becomes a luxury for them, too.” - Gabriel Zaid, So…
Currently reading
Currently reading
Hey y’all. This is the view from the porch of my new...
Hey y’all. This is the view from the porch of my new house. It’s a motherfucking delightful day in Atlanta.…
Quick update
Quick update
STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!
STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!
Ellie Goulding - Under the Sheets I’m in love with this...
Ellie Goulding - Under the Sheets I’m in love with this song girl. Have you ever been captivated by someone’s raw talent?