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• blog.kylecooper.net Jul 18 2:01 pm

  "Don't tap out, fight until the end" is A) A lyric in a current popular R&B;song involving birthdays and sex B) Terrible jujitsu advice C) All of the above?

  -Life of a Combat Artist #18

• blog.kylecooper.net Jul 11 2:00 pm

  I heard that if you go into the bathroom, turn off the lights and chant "Cock Chestnar, Cock Chestnar, Cock Chestnar..." Brock Lesnar will appear, take you down and repeatedly hit you with wack-off punches.

  -Life of Combat Artist #17

• blog.kylecooper.net Jun 8 2:34 pm

  The moment you entered that cage, you became stripper bait. In fact, from now on, all girls with daddy issues will find you irresistible. This is your cross to bear.

  -Life of a Combat Artist #16

• blog.kylecooper.net Jun 2 2:00 pm

  Take some time to laugh at yourself. Seriously dude, you roll around with half-naked sweaty men on the reg. You are not that badass.

  -Life of a Combat Artist #15

• blog.kylecooper.net May 26 6:08 pm

  Girls think you have a nice body. To bad it smells like fucking BenGay all the time.

  -Life of a Combat Artist #14

• blog.kylecooper.net May 20 2:00 pm

  Fight nickname for a Mexican/Indian (dot not feather) who's been diagnosed with Anti-Social Personality Disorder: "The Brown Recluse"

  -Life of a Combat Artist #13

• blog.kylecooper.net May 14 8:00 pm

  Swine Flu? Try having a guy you recently rolled with tell you that he has a staff infection. Now THAT shit is scary.

  See for yourself. -Life of a Combat Artist #12

• blog.kylecooper.net May 13 2:00 pm

  Cutting weight = no social life. No booze, very little food and no will to live.

  -Life of a Combat Artist #11

• blog.kylecooper.net May 10 2:00 pm

  Dana White supports your lifestyle choice.

  -Life of a Combat Artist #10

• blog.kylecooper.net May 5 2:00 pm

  Traditional Martial Artists... Enough said.

  -Life of a Combat Artist #9

• blog.kylecooper.net Apr 30 4:01 pm

  Dana White doesn't give fuck about what you fuckin' think...

  faggot fucker. -Life of a Combat Artist #8

• blog.kylecooper.net Apr 28 2:00 pm

  Never tell anyone what your tattoo's mean, because really, they don't mean anything.

  -Life of a Combat Artist #7

• blog.kylecooper.net Apr 23 10:08 am

  Wearing an Affliction t-shirt is basically begging for an STD.

  -Life of a Combat Artist #6

• blog.kylecooper.net Apr 21 8:00 pm

  Street fighting is out of the question because after 4 hours of training, your little sister would wipe the floor with you.

  -Life of a Combat Artist #5

• blog.kylecooper.net Apr 18 8:00 pm

  Never be at a party with someone else who trains. Everyone will try to get you to fight each other.

  -Life of a Combat Artist #4

• blog.kylecooper.net Apr 12 8:00 pm

  There will always be that guy that wants to know "What you would do if somebody does _____?" followed by them trying to put you into some sort of crap choke.

  -Life of a Combat Artist #3

• blog.kylecooper.net Apr 7 8:00 pm

  Going out of town includes packing a separate bag for giant containers of protein and fish oil.

  -Life of a Combat Artist #2

• blog.kylecooper.net Apr 4 5:44 pm

  Your wingman always tells groups of girls that you are a "cage fighter." You roll your eyes and pretend not to hear him. You don't correct him because evidently it's working for you.

  -Life of a Combat Artist #1

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