Kyle Cooper's LifeStream

• twitter.com Jul 28 12:57 am

  

  Do they even have steaks @ steak and shake? A steak burger != a steak.

• twitter.com Jul 27 8:34 pm

  

  Twitter Pidgeon, the offline twitter client: http://bit.ly/moDwF

• twitter.com Jul 27 8:18 pm

  

  Did my heavy box squats + speed deadlifts today. Not feeling quite as sore as last week. Thinking my strength is slowly coming back.

• twitter.com Jul 27 7:57 pm

  

  Someone @ work said "quick question" and I responded with "QQ?" Thanks @jakeandamir.

• twitter.com Jul 27 7:33 pm

  

  Just another reason to love @mayhemmiller: he's offering #1 douche @spencerpratt 25k to grapple. No response from said douche #mayhemmonkeys

• twitter.com Jul 27 5:25 pm

  

  I'm not sure if this has hit the radio yet but it's hot: Wale - Chillin' (Ft. Lady Gaga) at http://hypem.com/track/827037 #hypem

• hypem.com Jul 27 5:24 pm

  Wale - Chillin' (Ft. Lady Gaga)

  Photo stolen once again from Steve Lieb’s The Grip MP3: Wale-Chillin-ft-lady-gaga Wale is returning to Columbus tonight. Last time Wale was in town, I enjoyed myself so immensely that I rambled about it on here with this show… (in post…

• blog.kylecooper.net Jul 27 2:02 pm

  "I dislike death, however, there are some things I dislike more than death. Therefore, there are..."

  “I dislike death, however, there are some things I dislike more than death. Therefore, there are times when I will not avoid danger.” - Mencius

• twitter.com Jul 27 10:34 am

  

  "Hold up. Born in '88. How old is that? Old enough." -Kanye t'Tha

• twitter.com Jul 27 8:59 am

  

  Ok John Mayer, I'll give you this one. You're just lucky "In Repair" is fitting or else you'd get Next'd faster than a skank on MTV.

• twitter.com Jul 26 7:46 pm

  

  "So what sort of music do you like?" is still the de facto pickup line, huh? Been using that one since 7th grade.

• blog.kylecooper.net Jul 26 2:02 pm

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• blog.kylecooper.net Jul 25 2:07 pm

  North Korean Extraction Mission Brainstorming Pt. 2

  Read Pt. 1 here. There typically are a few reliable options when planning a mission like this. However, due to the unique nature of the situation, some of our more basic tactics are moot. A Run & Gun is completely…

• twitter.com Jul 25 7:27 am

  

  Weird things said @ job interviews. My fav "I would be a great asset to the events team because I party all the time." http://trunc.it/122wy

• twitter.com Jul 25 7:17 am

  

  "Drinks @ the club are overpriced! Pregame in the parking lot and sneak in a flask!" -This is just good advice, period :)

• twitter.com Jul 25 7:06 am

  

  "A little cocaine goes a long way!" -(fake) Clark Howard on how to save $$ @ the strip club

• twitter.com Jul 25 7:02 am

  

  "Remember to call around ahead of time to find the cheapest bail bondsmen!"

• twitter.com Jul 25 7:00 am

  

  "Need a place to stay after the club? Make a big enough scene and the police will get you a FREE ROOM! They'll even give you a ride to it!"

• twitter.com Jul 25 6:56 am

  

  "Need to make it rain on a budget? Throw change instead of bills! You throw more for the same cost and the sound is way more satisfying!"

• twitter.com Jul 25 6:36 am

  

  I really want the @clarkhowardshow to do a segment on how to save money at the strip clubs. How hilarious would that be?

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